Two Boots, No Soap

You know, it's a real bummer when you have to scratch a place off your list of reliable lunch spots because you witness an act that our old friends at the DOH would have a field day with. Such was my luck today as I watched the counter guy at Two Boots at West 11th and Seventh empty the trash bin, barehandedly scoop up dirty flotsam, and then serve pizza to the lucky few customers who happened in shortly thereafter. Looks like I'll just have to walk a few extra blocks for my slice fix from now on.